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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:36
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
No way
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives